Ok, you may not believe this but I work with a lady who is married to Santa. It’s true. He has never been my secret Santa at the staff parties but he has been to plenty of the events. The naughty/nice list seems to be true because I got none of the things I asked for that Christmas. I don’t mind he didn’t give me the Xbox 360 or the BB gun I asked for, but he did say I WOULD be getting them. So I had to buy my own Xbox and the next year my boss and a co-worker each bought me a BB gun. So I got an Xbox and 2 BB guns but they didn’t come from Santa. As you can imagine there has been some tension at holiday parties when Santa joins his wife at our staff parties. He is a great Santa though I must say, he just has that darn naughty/nice list.
“the gift of irony” ROFLMAO!!
Hope Santa is good to you and yours this year!